i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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