She's JV to your varsity
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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