It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
In other news, I just burned my penis
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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