Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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