SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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