Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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