I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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