Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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