She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
