Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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