dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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