Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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