Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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