it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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