I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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