So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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