I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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