I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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