"it" just moved
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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