Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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