I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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