Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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