C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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