I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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