She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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