im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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