is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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