i just wanna soil my oats bro
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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