My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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