You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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