Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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