marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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