...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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