You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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