I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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