do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I cut my penus on the lid.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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