you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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