another moral hangover. fuck.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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