it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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