She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
a search helicopter?!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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