Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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