He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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