I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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