have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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