Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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