so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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