pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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