the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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