you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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