Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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