It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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