How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Even my vagina gasped.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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