Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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