How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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