I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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